Funny English Shayari
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Best Funny Shayari English with Images
” Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,thoda nai besumar kiya tha,dil tut kar reh gaya,jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha. “
” Chandni raat sahil ko diwana bana deti hai…
shamma parwane ko jala deti hai..
Ishaq aisi chiiz hai…
jo achcho achcho ko roola deti hai…! “
” Manzil kay hai, rasta kya hai,
hausla hai to fasla kya hai,
vo saja dekar door jaa baithe,
kis se puchhun ki meri khata kya hai “
” Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum “
” Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho? “
” Hai Tu Agar Mera DilbarHai Tu Agar Mera DilbarTo Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bha. “
” Woh Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua Mat Bura Kaho Usko; Tum Mujhsey Set Ho Jaao Daffaa Karo Usko “
” Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buriVarna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…”
Funny Shayari in English with Image Status
” Girl:mujh par shayari karo, Boy:in kali kali zulfo se karti ho andherain kali kali zulfo se karti ho andhera ho jao takli aur kar do savera “
” Arz Kiya Hai: Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein; Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein; Koi Hai Kya Mast Item Aapke Dhyaan Mein “
” Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim Tu kitna chillar bachayega? “
” Na Jaane Woh Humse Kya Chupaati Thi; Kuch Tha Uske Honthon Par Na Jane Kyu Sharmaati Thi; Jab Humne Muh Khulwake Dekha To Pata Chala; Wo To Tambakoo Khaati Thi “
” Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane “
” Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad; Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad; Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad; Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad “
” Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo “
” Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno. “
Funny Shayari in English for Friends
” Aye Dost Teri Dosti Ke Liye Duniya Chodd Denge,
Teri Taraf Aaye Har Tufaan Ko Mod Denge,
Lekin Tune Agar Sath Chodda To Teri Kasam Teri Haddiyan Bhi Tod Denge “
” Aansu Tere Nikle To Aankhe Meri Ho,
Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Khuda Kare Doti Humari Itni Gehri Ho Jaye Ke,
Juttyiaan Aapko Pade Aur Kartoot Meri Ho “
” Is Duniya Me Dost Kam Milenge,
Is Duniya Mr Gum Hi Gum Milenge,
Jahan Duniya Nazar Fira Legi,
Us Mod Pe Dost Khade Hum Milenge.. “
” Roz Logo Se Pange Honge,
Roz Tere Ghar Me Dange Honge,
Yaad Rakh Agar Tune Mujhse Dosti Todi To,
Tere Ghar Me 12 Baache Honge Aur,
Saare Ke Saare Lafange Honge… “
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